June 19, 2009

So hot.

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February 19, 2009

My fantasy gay boyfriend, holla!

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February 6, 2009
Thank god this was out of my price range.

Thank god this was out of my price range.

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Oops...

Looks like my life got too busy for a while there to remember I had a Tumblr account and a ton of people don’t follow me anymore. Heh. I knew it had been a while since I posted anything, but I didn’t think it was as long ago as August! Whatevs. I’m going to try to post stuff from time to time again. We’ll see…

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August 19, 2008

Scene from my Life: Today, 12:45 PM

  • Mustachioed Stocky Latin Guy Wearing Traffic Cop-like Fluorescent "Security" Vest [noticing Liza stepping from the bus and walking past him and nodding to her]: Hey.
  • Girl in a Box [smiling while passing him]: Hi.
  • MSLGWTCFSV [turning his head as he passes her]: Hey, can I ask you a question?
  • Girl in a Box: Sure, I guess.
  • MSLGWTCFSV: I was just wondering if you need anything.
  • Girl in a Box: Um, I don't think so...
  • MSLGWTCFSV [arching his eyebrows]: I mean are you being taken CARE of?
  • Girl in a Box [chuckling]: Heh. Yeah, I'm being taken CARE of.
  • MSLGWTCFSV [smiling]: Okay. I just wanted to be sure because you DEFinitely look like someone who needs to be taken CARE of. And there are guys like me who could do it.
  • Girl in a Box [giggling as she walks away]: Thanks for the reminder!
  • MSLGWTCFSV: Anytime!
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August 18, 2008

Scene: Neo, Saturday Night

Do you want his baby inside you?

Guy: Hi! I like you! Are you having a good time?


Me: Eh, good enough, I suppose.


Guy: I really like this club. I’m totally into [indecipherable adjective] clubs. I’m from LA and I go to [indecipherable adjective] clubs all the time.

Me: Cool.


Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend even likes [indeciphera

ble adjective] clubs, and she’s a total yuppie! But a cool yuppie. She’s here right now. See her?

Me: Yeah.

Guy: Isn’t she hot? I mean, for being a total yuppie?

Me: Uh, sure.


Guy: I totally wanna put a baby inside her! Do you think I should? Y’know, put a baby inside her?

Me: I’m not sure I know you well enough to help you on that. [Inner response: No one who describes having children that way should have children.]

Guy: Well, I’m pretty sure I’m gonna put a baby inside her soon. ‘Cause I want my kid to have a total soccer mom. That’s why I’m dating a yuppie, so I can put a baby inside her.

Me: Okay.

Guy: I know you probably think it’s weird that I like yuppie girls, but I totally do. I wanna put a baby inside her so bad. But it’s good to have a soccer mom taking care of your kids when you’re like me.

Me: How so?

Guy: Oh, I’m a total weirdo. I’m like hardcore punk.

Me [deadpan but struggling not to laugh]: Oh yeah?

Guy: Totally!


Me: How old are you?

Guy: 26

Me: Ah ha.

Guy: I know what you’re thinking, but no, seriously, I’m totally hardcore punk. Like, I listen to BLACK FLAG!

Me [still deadpan but struggling not to laugh]: Wow! Well, then, it’s obviously true.

Guy: Totally. And I surf, like, 4 times a w

eek! ‘Cause I got to keep it real!

Me: Of course. So, what do you do when you’re not surfing and listening to Black Flag?

Guy [sheepishly]: I’m an accountant. But I surf ALL THE TIME! Shit, I gotta dance to this with my girlfriend. I’m totally gonna put a baby inside her!

Me: Have fun.



Later, I snapped the above photo of him dancing. As you can tell by his look, he is definitely one of the most hardcore punks I’ve ever met in my life, and I’m completely humbled.

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July 31, 2008

This is my jam and has been for 24 years.

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July 29, 2008

Eric, you’ll be happy to know that JJ was okay!

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July 24, 2008

Rush fails at Rock Band.

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Eppendorf International - It's called epMotion

Doing scientific lab work? Easily swayed by the dulcet sounds of fake boy bands? Then by all means, click the link.

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July 23, 2008
Mmmm… braaaaaaains.

Mmmm… braaaaaaains.

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July 20, 2008
I guess someone with a Mesh Gear Fox tattoo shouldn’t be one to judge, but holy shit this cracks me up! perpetua: lindsayb: Hey guy in the crowd I took a picture of during one of those Brendan Canning wait-am-I-actually-seeing-Trey-Anastasio messes, do you realize how stupid your tattoo is? It’s pretty fucking stupid, and I hate it (and you, by extension). It’s even worse if you’re like me and think that everything beyond track #1 on that record is kinda lousy. What strange placement, though! Hold on, I’ll be right back, I’m running out to get the words “Music From The Unrealized Film Script, Dusk At Cubist Castle” tattooed on my right shin.

I guess someone with a Mesh Gear Fox tattoo shouldn’t be one to judge, but holy shit this cracks me up!

perpetua:

lindsayb:

Hey guy in the crowd I took a picture of during one of those Brendan Canning wait-am-I-actually-seeing-Trey-Anastasio messes, do you realize how stupid your tattoo is? It’s pretty fucking stupid, and I hate it (and you, by extension).

It’s even worse if you’re like me and think that everything beyond track #1 on that record is kinda lousy.

What strange placement, though!

Hold on, I’ll be right back, I’m running out to get the words “Music From The Unrealized Film Script, Dusk At Cubist Castle” tattooed on my right shin.

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